shitty facial hair

so anyone that reads this thing that knows me at all... knows i have a thing for shitty facial hair. i fucking love mustaches. why? i dont know. probably because i am a sick pervert. not that that comes as a surprise to anyone either.

anyway, in recent days i have come across a few fabulous mustaches, gracing the faces of celebrities that my wet dreams are already comprised of.

so i have decided to post said staches. why? because its my fucking blog and doing so is going to make me happy and giddy for the rest of the day. and yes, i am just that easily amused.

i will start off with orlando bloom. its his birthday today. recently he was quoted as saying "I don't do a film unless it has a sword in it. And if it doesn't have a sword in it, I insist that they have one in the same room to keep me comfortable." uhm. hello? how fucking hot is that.. he has also said "I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends."

@##$$*^

listen buddy, i have no idea what exactly youre wishing for for your 31st birthday.. but believe me, if i have an orifice that can provide it.. its all yours.



so its not his birthday but its fucking johnny depp... this might have been where my love of staches all started, to be honest. i mean this dude can do whatever the hell he wants and it looks good. he could be ride a donkey naked while wearing a party hat and i would probably develop a sick obsession for dudes in party hats. or donkeys.. i am sort of hoping its for the hats though..