overheardinnewyork.com

so overheardinnewyork.com is pretty amusing. i imagine its probably funnier if youve spent any sort of time here and know where some of these quotes were over heard.. but nonetheless its provided hours of entertainment.

heres a couple choice ones from this week:

White girl: ... And then he took my camera and held it for me during the rest of the ceremony. He's so sweet...
Indian friend: Okay, seriously? That's not romantic, that's pockets!
White girl: I guess he--
Indian friend, interrupting: --We're so messed up. We think it's romantic when people give up their seats for us on the subway. I mean, anything Disney did to give us unrealistic expectations New York kicked right out of us.

--F train

Black dude #1, eating ice cream: My priorities in life is my family... Ummm... Food... And, ummm... Pussy.
Black dude #2: Yeah, I love pussy!
Black dude #1: I know, man. Me, too. I'm addicted to it.
Black dude #2: I wish it tasted more like Häagen-Dazs.
Black dude #1: Word!

--Astor Pl

Chick #1 looking at life-like dildo that actually cums: I wonder what it cums.
Chick #2: If it were me, I would put in vanilla milkshake.
Chick #1: Oh my god! How amazing would it be if guys came vanilla milkshakes?! I would be on my knees all day long!
Chick #2: Yeah, totally... What a cruel joke that most of them taste like steamrolled, year-old sushi.

--the pink pussycat

Columbia student volunteer: So, who knows what soy milk is?
Fourth grade girls: [Silence.]
Columbia student volunteer: Well, soy milk tastes like milk, but it's made with beans.
Fourth grader: Hold the phone -- beans has titties?

--P.S. 125

Overheard by: alexandra

Seven-year-old girl: It would be fun to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or a princess...
Mom: Mmm-hm.
Seven-year-old girl: You know what else it would be fun to be? The devil.
Mom: Oh, dear...

--40th & 7th

Overheard by: That Girl

Black teen girl #1, about screaming baby at other end of car: Yo, someone needs to tell that baby to hush up.
Black teen girl #2: Damn, I know, right? Yo, baby, shut the fuck up!

--Coney Island-bound D train

NYU girl: So, how did your date go with Hank?
NYU girl #2: You know how most girls, when they meet a guy they really like, start thinking about marriage, a picket fence, and having two kids? Well, when I meet a guy I like, I think about how we'll start dating, he'll cheat on me, and we'll break up. Then I'll have wasted two years of my life.

--NYU Library

that was more than id intended to post but.. shits funny, yo. and if youre female check out gofugyourself.com or you know. if youre a gay male. you may not appreciate the perfection that it is otherwise.

other things that rule about nyc..

PiNKBERRY!!!! i am so hopping on that bandwagon.