@$#^$!

you know, for as long as i can remember, i have hated red pants. who the hell lied and told you they looked good, ronald mcdonald? seriously. i cant think of a better way to bring attention to your bulging ass and short, stumpy legs than to wear red pants. also, i am relatively convinced they dont make red pants longer than with a 30" inseam, so anyone wearing them just looks like they cant afford pants that actually fit them properly. i promise you, you will never find a pair of red pants that actually looks good.

unless of course, youre eddie murphy in delirious.